the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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