I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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