I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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