It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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