Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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