I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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