D3 body, D1 cock
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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