Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I will be naked everywhere
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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