Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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