You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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