what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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