so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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