"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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