Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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