Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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