Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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