My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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