okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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