so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
How naked do you want me to be?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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