I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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