Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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