she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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