she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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