no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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