just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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