doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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