I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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