I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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