he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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