Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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