so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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