I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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