you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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