I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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