I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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