you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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