I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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