dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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