ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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