I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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