FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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