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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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