when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I would ride that face into the sunset
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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