i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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