I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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