is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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