But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
