I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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