Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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