its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
...so i touched it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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