Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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