i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think I died a long time ago.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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