so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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