glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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